this is some horror movie shit
#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos
Examining the other evidence, we find:
- Feeds other people his own blood
- An affinity for crucifixes
- Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat
ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually
wissykit asked:
What film is your favorite of all time?
That’s a tough question 😮 mostly bc I’m a huge horror fan probably Sinister
Anonymous asked:
You have any used underwear for sale?
message me and we’ll see what can be worked out
Anonymous asked:
Do you think you could rule the world? Everyone would know you but you'd probably be hated by many and extremely loved by others. It's a lot of responsibility too
As long as I had an advisory team I think I could. If it were like a dictatorship or something tho definitely not
Anonymous asked:
I really wanna see you flex in gif form tbh. I hope you take that as a compliment and not weird!
maybe once I get my muscle mass back 😉
I have to get back to school so I have access to a gym first though lmao
Anonymous asked:
If given the option between ruling the world or being forgotten by everyone you've ever met and not being remembered at all, which would you choose?
Definitely ruling the world, that’d be too lonely a life to be forgotten by everyone
Cool question thanks for the ask :)
Anonymous asked:
Come move to Boston and move in with me
I have always wanted to see Boston😝
